At my grandmother's birthday party today: baby stories from Aunt Judy and Uncle Jim.

  • Aunt Judy: One time Jim was carrying Katie down the porch steps and he steps into a pothole and does a somersault. Landed on his feet, never dropped her.
  • Uncle Jim: And then I slam-dunked her!
lolsofunny:

the ghost has the salt



Is - is this what it feels like to die?

lolsofunny:

the ghost has the salt

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Is - is this what it feels like to die?

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Driving in the car with my mom, my aunt, and my 85 year old grandma.

  • Grandma: Oh, you see that house over there?
  • Mom: Wasn't that house owned by a square-dancing friend of yours and Dad?
  • Grandma: Yes! There's an indoor swimming pool and three bathrooms in the basement!
  • Aunt: Three bathrooms, huh?
  • Grandma: Did I ever tell you about the time he came to our house in a helicopter?
  • Mom, Aunt, and Me: No!
  • Grandma: He said, "Ann, I want to take you on a ride," and he landed in the cornfield.
  • Aunt: I think he wanted to take you on a different sort of ride, Mom.
So I made this last summer! It was supposed to become a three-color screen print, but I moved to a different department at work and didn’t have the time! :( 
Anyway, beautiful words from a wonderful man.

So I made this last summer! It was supposed to become a three-color screen print, but I moved to a different department at work and didn’t have the time! :( 

Anyway, beautiful words from a wonderful man.

New plugs! Ahhh, I’m so pleased!

New plugs! Ahhh, I’m so pleased!

michaelfitzsimmons:

“Macaw Feathers XIX”. Photo by Michael Fitzsimmons. Full portfolio at www.500px.com/MFitz

michaelfitzsimmons:

“Macaw Feathers XIX”. Photo by Michael Fitzsimmons. Full portfolio at www.500px.com/MFitz

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niknak79:

A surprise for the next people who redo the carpet.

I tried to convince my mom to do this last night, as they’re ripping out the carpet in my parents’ room. She wasn’t crazy about it. :|

niknak79:

A surprise for the next people who redo the carpet.

I tried to convince my mom to do this last night, as they’re ripping out the carpet in my parents’ room. She wasn’t crazy about it. :|

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"There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself."

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